WTF Sloan.

Jan 26
True story

True story

Jan 26
theclearlydope:

I somehow wore a matching track suit to the super market yesterday.  I was walking down the frozen food aisle and I realized what I had done.
Me: (Stops cart) I look like an asshole don’t I?
Girlfriend: Yes.
vh1:

The Shocked Koala meme lives on at BestWeekEver.


But like, really.

theclearlydope:

I somehow wore a matching track suit to the super market yesterday.  I was walking down the frozen food aisle and I realized what I had done.

Me: (Stops cart) I look like an asshole don’t I?

Girlfriend: Yes.

vh1:

The Shocked Koala meme lives on at BestWeekEver.

But like, really.

Jan 26
theclearlydope:

I named my DVR Jerry so when it cuts off a recording early I can yell “DAMN IT JERRY!”
uproxx:

The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich


Omg, I love Jerry.

theclearlydope:

I named my DVR Jerry so when it cuts off a recording early I can yell “DAMN IT JERRY!”

uproxx:

The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich

Omg, I love Jerry.

Jan 26
theclearlydope:

This is how it all ends. 
…. Hopefully. 

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

theclearlydope:

This is how it all ends. 

…. Hopefully. 

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Jan 26
theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: TACO. TUESDAY.

Hahahah, I do too!!!!

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: TACO. TUESDAY.

Hahahah, I do too!!!!

Jan 26

Glowing Silhouettes Made of Thousands of Sun Streaming Pinholes.  “Bucklow begins by projecting the shadow of his sitter on a large sheet of aluminum foil and tracing its outline. He then makes about twenty thousand small pinholes in the foil silhouette (one for each day of the average human lifespan). Using a contraption of his own device that places the foil over a large sheet of photographic paper, Bucklow wheels his homemade ‘camera’ out into daylight and pulls the ‘shutter’ to briefly expose the paper to direct sunlight. Thus each finished picture becomes a kind of photogram silhouette composed of thousands of pinhole photographs of the sun. The intensity of light on a given day and the length of exposure create unique color variations on how the resulting piece appears.”  Christopher Bucklow

gaksdesigns:

This is so pretty.

Jan 26
theclearlydope:

Sorry I haven’t been around today. Been busy making love to this pie.

……I want that.

theclearlydope:

Sorry I haven’t been around today. Been busy making love to this pie.

……I want that.

Jan 26
theeconomist:

Made from the silk of a million spiders. In these days of fast and disposable fashion, the idea of taking eight years to manufacture two unwearable garments seems outlandish. Yet a textile designer and entrepreneur have woven two extraordinary pieces of clothing from Madagascan spider silk.


Um wow. This is great.

theeconomist:

Made from the silk of a million spiders. In these days of fast and disposable fashion, the idea of taking eight years to manufacture two unwearable garments seems outlandish. Yet a textile designer and entrepreneur have woven two extraordinary pieces of clothing from Madagascan spider silk.

Um wow. This is great.

Jan 26
“ima motherfucken bowl of pineapple!”

“ima motherfucken bowl of pineapple!”

Jan 26
Um, bitch please.

Um, bitch please.